Sunday, April 09, 2006

And then 公鸡又去 explore 了

the title is a classic line from my bro's primary school chinese compo..he din know what "explore" was in chinese and he just wrote the english word, waiting for his teacher to translate. my mum and i had stomachaches laughing about that.

anyway, my lil bro went for tuition today. it was off to an unfortuitous start.

He was supposed to wake me, the "sleeping beauty" up at 1.15 so that we could leave and go for lunch before his tuition. But him, the lazy skeleton, (as he prefers to be called, cos he has no bum to be called a lazy bum) woke me up at 1.25. After much dwadling, we left at 1.45. only to be delayed by the lift. At lvl 6, it opened and this mother and son came in, the life door refused to close. Impatient, they got off and just stared. Me? i kept pressing the button, just as the woman did and succeeded in closing the door. 2 late to open again..lvl 5, the door opened again but there was nobody. when the doors closed, this woman popped out..2 late :p

And so we finally got to the ground floor. It was raining very heavily, so we had to use an umbrella each. I opened mine and walked off..the kid was taking very long. When i had almost reached the bus stop, there was still no sign of him, still opening the umbrella, I guessed. And there, round the corner, the bus was coming! "Drats! First lesson and we don't have time for lunch, might even be late for class!"

And then...*the the the tum* (music) Along came Red Running Chicken!! It was really funny man..imagine this super skinny boy with uber long legs, looks like a chicken, holding an umbrella and running really fast in the rain..oh and wearing a red shirt..*haha..yah, i couldn't stop laughing, was so tempted to take out my handphone and start filmin him but yah i din lah..wasted!

Yah and the next adventure of Red Running Chicken was at the tuition agency. So he's in sec 3, but he's small enough to pass off as primary school. His classmates, mostly girls that i saw, were about my size or even bigger and taller than me. poor skinny red running chicken. he was smaller than them! *haha..it was really funny cos he has this super unhappy bu-shuang blur face standing there waiting..and the rest of the students were staring, wondering if i was going for class or him or what?

i saw his teacher, very tall, wearing long sleeves, tie and all - office wear. woah, i din know tuition teachers dress like that. and apparently he asked red running chicken if he was in sec 3..*haha..

the woman in the office also cast us weird looks. i'm sure she was thinking if i was there for tuition or smtg.

one thought crossed my mind. should i ask them if they're employing tuition teachers? muahhaa..imagine all the kids come in and see me? they sure wouldn't think i'm the teacher..and i would love to see the face of the woman when i ask her that question..

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