*old funny mummy and me conversation*

me: *whines* aiyah, i don't have speakers..
mum: why do you need speakers for?
me: to listen to music?
mum: why do you need speakers to listen to music?
me: then where do you think the music comes out from?
mum: the wall?
me: -.-"

and the best thing is, i had this conversation twice with her..zzz..

the return of funny mummy and me

my mum has this strange habit of referring to her friends, with the generic name of "ah xx's mum". *replace xx with the appropriate name. haha..makes you wonder about the identity of these people. have they changed because of their children? as if they have lost their own identity of themselves and taken on that as the mother of their children. it's even funnier when she says smtg like ah xx's mum's eldest son is getting married soon..lol, just say auntie xx's son la..

and you know what's the funniest thing? i seldom have an inkling how ah xx looks like..LOL

though i might have an idea how ah xx' mum looks like..

aha..funny mummy has been missing, cos staying in school has led to fewer chances for her to say funny and lame stuff to me..bleah haha..

to check out all the old funny mummy and me posts, just click on the label below! wootz, google really made blogger much better~ some of the old posts still really tickle me..haha

funny mummy and me, on hairy crabs

me: why is this crab so hairy?
mummy: some people have more hair, some people have less hair (think bald old men)

funny mummy and me...again!!
my mummy has a new hp! her first one ever! :) it's really funny cos she doesn't have a handphone pouch etc and...guess what? she puts her hp into a plastic bag! why? so that it wouldn't get wet or scratched! muahhaha..

*don't worry, her dutiful daughter has convinced her that it is a necessary investment and the mellow mother has invested in an pouch with the colour and texture of an orange*

..::funny mummy::..

lil bro was inspecting his feet and horrified tt he has so many visible veins..

mum: (to bro) ur feet are long and thin
mum: (looking at me) ur feet are short and fat
me: (defensive, targeting mum) whose feet are shorter and fatter?
mum: ah ma's! (laughter)
me: hor...

for today's ST funny cum funny mummy joke, pls read article on H14 abt "Yao Ming is not the biggest thing to come out of China"

Me: Hey, look there's someone taller than Yao Ming!
Mum: Wah, Yao Ming already so tall..
Me: His name is Sun Mingming.
Mum: Huh, how come all the tall-tall ones all called "Ming"?
Me: No what..there's another one called Wang Zhizhi..
Mum: Then, you must be called Yunyun then will grow taller..

mama, tt's lame :p i dun really think changing my name will help, yah? i prefer to blame it on defective genes :p but then again, how come my brothers are so tall?

funny mummy and me: the 4th chapter

(while trying desperately to mop up the water on the washing machine)

me: ma, do you hv a bigger piece of cloth?

mum: yah (passes cloth to me)

mum: oh ur shirt also all wet, think you'd better get a bigger shirt 2?

erm yah doesnt sound 2 funny here? but it's very "lame", very "cold" when she told me..*haha..now you know where i got all my "lame-ness" from..

hmmm yah, e tarts r done, but i m very hungry now!! shd i eat tom yam noodles at 2am? haha..think it's going 2b a long long night again..but then well, since monday's lectures r pretty interesting, hope i'll survive..btw, i m not an ungrateful brat who's helping my mum unwillingly..i'm helping her very very willingly!! :) cos she always help me when i've got some crazy idea to make some stuff..esp when i bake cookies, yah, she's always e consultant when my friends want 2 bake some stuff we've nv tried..

classic one-liner from funny mummy:
(in mandarin)
"hui bu hui zuo dao 'du gu'?"

'du gu' means like 'da ke shui', ' falling asleep in class' in hokkien..
it was very funny cos her eyes were like closing already..haha :p

funny mummy and me: episode 3

me: mama, can u help me get fish and prawns for the steamboat?
mum: ok..what do you want?
me: huh, i dunno, just fish and prawn lah!
me: eh, is it very expensive now?
mum: i dunno
me: how can you not know?!!?? all aunties are supposed to know!
mum: i m not an auntie cos i dunno.. (smiles)

know what? my mum really drives me nuts sometimes..*haha..but qt funny lah..cant stand it!! see lah my mum not even auntie yet her daughter is already one..*sigh..yah, i got called "auntie" by this woman who was seriously auntified!!! thot of a lot of mean things 2 shoot back to her...but restraint and tiredness held me back..me, auntie? *hmph* it's ok, i will understand it when i wearing my home clothes and if i do ever tie my hair n go out..but when i'm wearing hip (no pun intended) jeans and t-shirt??

......funny mummy and me (again!)......

me: i'm going to start mugging for my exams tonight...you know what's mugging?
mum: yah
me: you know what it is??? (incredulous)
mum: yah, the term already existed when i was in school
me: oh wow, ok. so were you a mugger?
mum: erm, study all day? no...
me: no wonder none of us are muggers...*hahah...
(erm, yah, then she got irritated with me...*haha...)

Funny Mummy & Me

Me: Why are there ants on the water container?
Mum: Cos they're thirsty, they need to drink water.
Me: So why are they ants on the dish-washing liquid container? Cos they need a bath?
Mum: Yah, they need a bath. Oh and a spa too.

......Funny Mummy & Me......