today, we have funny hoonie and me..

i dun generally sleep with my handphone next to me, but 2day, i was listening to the radio b4 i fell asleep in the afternoon.

it's very funny to talk to me when i'm asleep, or so i heard :p from cc and fion, i think?

i'll just tell u some rubbish tt i dun even know what i'm saying..dun take my words seriously..

nice little me will assure u that i m awake, yes, i m going to wake up, so it's ok, just say whatever u want :)

yup, i m not sure what rubbish i really said to the 2 callers today..i can vaguely remember some bits..i suspect the 1st caller got more rubbish..babu..*hahaha :p cos i was probably in deep sleep or smtg..went back to sleep for another 2 hrs.

as for the second call, j, think i was more lucidly, assuring her that yes it's fine, i'm going to wake up already..like real.

i woke up 2 hours later.

better clear up what rubbish i said to those two later! *argh..

yah, all in all, i slept 6hrs in the afternoon 2day! equivalent to one night's sleep sometimes. gosh, dunno why i was so tired?

anyway, i've come up with a series of countermeasures to prevent further such episodes (like all good governments would do)..

COUNTERMEASURES
when you call me, if i sound sleepy, do the following:

1. ask me if i m awake
(this usually doesn't work, cos i'll def assure u tt i'm awake, which is so not true)

2. ask me if i m lying or sitting up
(if lying, think u can 4get abt it, unless my voice is really like wake up already. if sitting up, got hope..but then again, i cld be lying..)

3. ask me come "cheem" maths question like "a x b x c + d /e = ?"
(guess what? i probably cant even do it awake. but you can gauge my lucidity from the answer)

4. tell me to go back to sleep and call back later
(this is the best way out, i think. dun count on my promises to call you back, cos i might not even remember.)

if it's really really important,

5a. start screaming loudly into the phone
(this has 2 consequences, either i wake up or get irritated and throw the phone away. if the latter occurs, you hv no hope of contacting me on the hp anymore.)

or

5b. call my house and ask whoever you can get to wake me up
(this only works if there is anyone at home. otherwise dire consequences await you. continuously ringing telephones, incure my wrath, when i'm sleeping, like nothing else does.. and if you hang up just when i pick up the phone, that's it! die..)

luckily, i m not like my brother, who will get really irritated when u wake him up. then again, maybe it's cos i disturb him.

talking about which, he's qt heartless..2 days and not a phonecall in hear. (expression adapted from not a soul in sight)

*disclaimer: this work is purely that of individual expression, if in any case, the above methods do not work or result in injury or death to either the user or the person to whom the methods were applied, the author is not responsible.