you told me that is what you want and you show me this is what you do

oh my gosh, i am dying here..there are inconsistencies in the writing style, not to mention the gross factual inaccuracies! and you tell me that it's been edited? gosh, i must have been blind to think it true! please if you want an a, you have to put in a standard effort ok! help!!

*i must be strong*

*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*