Tabloid Reporter for Hire!

i realise that people are reading too much into my blog posts, either that i misled them into doing so..

i can make the most innocuous things sound scandalous..*muahha..is that a talent or just a stunt to garner attention? basically, i think it makes blog reading that much more interesting..it's like..so boring, if i just write things as they are! if you're looking for that, go look for a newspaper! yeah, not like i twisted the facts..i din! i just wrote them in a different way..

the tabloids should employ me!!