How to Identify a Mr Bean

He spends 20 mins staring at an orange box because it says "concentrate"

He puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to make up his mind

He gets stabbed in a shoot-out

He sends a fax with a stamp on it

He tries to drown a fish

If you gave him a penny for his intelligence, you would get change

He trips over a cordless phone

He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept

At the bottom of the spplication where it says "Sign here", he puts "Aries"

He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"

He invents a solar-powered flashlight

He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves

He misses the bus 14 and takes bus 7 twice instead

He goes to the airport, sees a sign that says "Airport Left" and turns around to go home

He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is a Mr Bean!

*adapted from the kiddo's primary 4 worksheet