Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (93%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics (70%)
Stop caring!

X11 (90%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.